What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing you?
 
Seven after one.
What kind of soda pop do trees drink?
 
Root beer.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
 
He didn't have the guts!
Why did the computer squeak?
 
Because somebody stepped on the mouse.
Why can't you reach a zoo by phone?
 
The lion is busy.
Why don't crabs share?
 
Because they're shellfish.
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
 
To the moooooooooooooovies.
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